10 Funny Quotes

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?

I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Some people just have a way with words, and other people … oh … not have way.

Hate to break it to you, 
Facebook, but the entire Internet 
is already a Dislike button.

Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.

If con is the opposite of pro, then isn’t Congress the opposite of progress?

Try an internship! Internships give you all the experience of a summer job without the hassle of a paycheck.

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