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Aug 10

Best ‘Pulp Fiction’ Quotes

best 'Pulp_Fiction' quotesThat’s thirty minutes away. I’ll be there in ten. – The Wolf – Pulp Fiction

Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can’t give you this case, it don’t belong to me. Besides, I’ve already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass. – Jules – Pulp Fiction

Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him… and says, Catch up. – Mia – Pulp Fiction

It breaks down like this: it’s legal to buy it, it’s legal to own it, and, if you’re the proprietor of a hash bar, it’s legal to sell it. It’s legal to carry it, but that doesn’t really matter ’cause — get a load of this — if you get stopped by the cops in Amsterdam, it’s illegal for them to search you. I mean, that’s a right… the cops in Amsterdam don’t have. – Vincent – Pulp Fiction

Are you calling me on the cellular phone? I don’t know you. Who is this? Don’t come here, I’m hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller! – Lance – Pulp Fiction

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee. – Jules – Pulp Fiction

I don’t give a damn what men find attractive. It’s unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same. – Fabienne – Pulp Fiction

No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn’t know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is. – Vincent – Pulp Fiction

Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. And then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. – Captain Koons – Pulp Fiction

You know, walk the earth, meet people… get into adventures. Like Caine from “Kung Fu.” – Jules – Pulp Fiction

We’re lucky we got anything at all. I don’t think Buddy Holly’s much of a waiter. – Vincent

I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good. – Mia – Pulp Fiction

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