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Aug 16

Best Yogi Berra Quotes

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When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it. – Yogi Berra

It ain’t over till it’s over. – Yogi Berra

He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious. – Yogi Berra

It gets late early out there. – Yogi Berra

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours. – Yogi Berra

It’s like deja-vu, all over again. – Yogi Berra

You can observe a lot by just watching. – Yogi Berra

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets. – Yogi Berra

If the world was perfect, it wouldn’t be. – Yogi Berra

Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded. – Yogi Berra

I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. – Yogi Berra

Slump? I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting. – Yogi Berra

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. – Yogi Berra

So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face. – Yogi Berra

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house. – Yogi Berra

The future ain’t what it used to be. – Yogi Berra

You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there. – Yogi Berra

I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question. – Yogi Berra

There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ‘em. – Yogi Berra

We have deep depth. – Yogi Berra

If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. – Yogi Berra

We made too many wrong mistakes. – Yogi Berra

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken. – Yogi Berra

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six. – Yogi Berra

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase. – Yogi Berra

I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself? – Yogi Berra

You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you. – Yogi Berra

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much. – Yogi Berra

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore. – Yogi Berra

I’m a lucky guy and I’m happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary. – Yogi Berra

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win. – Yogi Berra

It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility. – Yogi Berra

All pitchers are liars or crybabies. – Yogi Berra

It’s pretty far, but it doesn’t seem like it. – Yogi Berra

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. – Yogi Berra

If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer. – Yogi Berra

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken. – Yogi Berra

If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ‘em. – Yogi Berra

Even Napoleon had his Watergate. – Yogi Berra

Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true. – Yogi Berra

In baseball, you don’t know nothing. – Yogi Berra

How can you think and hit at the same time? – Yogi Berra

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary. – Yogi Berra

You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours. – Yogi Berra

I never said most of the things I said. – Yogi Berra

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