There is still no cure for the common birthday. – John Glenn

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – Larry Lorenzoni

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. – George Harrison

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you’re exactly the same. – Audrey Hepburn

The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it. – Author Unknown

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. – Author Unknown

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. – Robert Frost

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know. – Lewis Carroll

With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me. – Rodney Dangerfield

The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet. – Robert Orben