Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. – Mark Twain

I want to be in Kentucky when the end of the world comes, because it’s always 20 years behind. – Mark Twain

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. – Mark Twain

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. – Mark Twain

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Mark Twain

It ain’t those parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. – Mark Twain

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. – Mark Twain

A person who won’t read has no advantage over one who can’t read. – Mark Twain

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. – Mark Twain

To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with. – Mark Twain

It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. – Mark Twain

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. – Mark Twain