I can’t go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers? – Jerry – Seinfeld

I couldn’t raise a kid? C’mon, I love bossing people around. – Elaine – Seinfeld

They don’t have a decent piece of fruit at the supermarket. The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry… I don’t know what’s going on with the papayas! – Kramer – Seinfeld

Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. That’s a fantasy camp! – George – Seinfeld

Produce section. Very provocative area. A lot of melons and shapes. Everyone’s squeezing and smelling… – Jerry – Seinfeld

She doesn’t deserve a baby shower. She deserves a baby monsoon. – George – Seinfeld

You know what they say, ‘You don’t sell the steak, you sell the sizzle. – Kramer – Seinfeld

You’re through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. Next! – Elaine – Seinfeld

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. – Jerry – Seinfeld

I want to be the one person who doesn’t die with dignity. – George – Seinfeld

I just can’t be with someone who’s life is in complete disarray. – Kramer – Seinfeld

I wanted to talk about how we had nothing to talk about.” – Elaine – Seinfeld